imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

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letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

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allteensrelate:

I really can’t wait to get Justin Biebers signature <333

archicide:

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

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exxpensiveslang:

"This that grand daddy purp?"
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